|Hoardax's Online Dating Profile|
NAME: Harold H. Hoardax
OCCUPATION: Overlord/Part-time eBay seller
AGE: You don't wanna know.
SEX: See Above.
LOCATION: Hoard World.
LOOKING FOR: Love in all the wrong places.
Hoarding Plastic Things
My brother Hordak
Love it or hate it - you can't escape it.
Sadly, even Hoard World isn't safe.
And as it turns out there's a whole 'nother side to Hoard World that you ain't seen before.
I may not be able to write a dating profile to save my plastic behind but I know what love is.
I present to you now:
HOARDAX'S BEST EVER VALENTINE'S DAY ADVICE.